- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter
so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?
I would like to thank Andrew Hussie for teaching me how to read numbers and translate them into English syntax
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark)
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the worldfun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
are you batman
it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
